A mid-40's single woman (never been married) was going through the Lido buffet for lunch, and was very careful to fill her plate with fresh fruits, a yummy ham sandwich, steamed vegetables, bread pudding, and iced tea. As she sat down near a window to enjoy her lunch, a VERY drunk gentleman plopped himself down in the chair across from her, and said:
"I bet you're single!"
The lady was a bit taken aback, because she really hadn't done anything to indicate that she was single.
Again, the drunk gent said, "I KNOW you're single!"
The lady scanned her plate of food, and nothing on it indicated that she was single.
Once more, the soused guy said, "Lady, you MUST be single!"
The lady looked at the jewellry she was wearing, and one of the pieces was a pretty gold band on her left ring finger.
Again, the sot said, "Lady, believe me! You're SINGLE!"
The lady looked at the very nice and appropriate capri pants and matching top and cute sandals she was wearing, and just couldn't figure out why this guy knew she was single! Exasperated, she asked the gentleman just HOW he knew she was single!
He replied, "Because you're ugly!"